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happy christmas everyone.
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Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, “Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”
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Erin: I know that Gabe is young and hot and everything and he’s begging me to reconsider, but I- I just think I’m in love with someone else.
Michael: Kevin?
Erin: Andy… I wish I knew who my birth mother was so she could just tell me who to choose.
Michael: Maybe neither.
Erin: I’m not attracted to Kevin.
Michael: Erin, listen to me. You shouldn’t rush into this, at all and you know why? Because you are beautiful and you are fun and you are smart. And when the right guy comes along, you’ll know it. You will.
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Michael’s letter of recommendation.
This is gonna be good.
To whom it may concern.
Good, real personal. Thanks Michael.
The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.
That’s great, if I wanted the dictionary definition I’d buy a dictionary.
I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme.
I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me; it feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me and I think it’s because they see me as one of them, but cooler and with my life put together a little bit.
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